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Old 12-10-2007, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
Default 2 Irish gentlemen get jobs as security guards?
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When they were being issued with their uniforms one was unsure what size to ask for but thought that as he was a bit bigger than the other man he would ask for the next size up. This worked well for the shirt, the first man asked for a 16" so the second asked for a 17". Trousers were similar, the first man asked for 34" waist, the second asked for 36" waist. But when the first man was asked for his hat size he said 'six & seven eighths' the second man said' nine ten jack.'
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