Anyone Know?

My observations have given to me that I need to keep people standing outside, without reason, whatever the weather.

and also...to disrespect those physically smaller than me, whilst simultaneously eyeing-up their girlfriends.

not forgetting to...completely over-react to any fight - by getting nine of my best steroid-abusing colleagues to assist me in giving them a criminal beating, paying close attention to avoiding any cameras.

to...co-ordinate / take part in drug-dealing activities, as dictated by management.

So the question is...have I missed anything here?

Is the job description accurate?

Also, am I likely to get on job training, or do I need to become a skin head first?

Thanks in advance for your answers.