Would you feel safe with this guy?

[rupert]

Retired Ninja, red sash, expert in numerous martial arts inc JKD, Wing Chung and Aikido, World Knife Throwing Champion 2006/7/8.
Mr Universe 2005
6'10", 290lbs
10 years service US Navy Seals
Dial "100 BAD ASS" and ask for Chuck!

[annie]

I'd want travel expenses, you know hopefully, and that isnt an oyster card either!!! Accom always a bonus as the park bench is exclusive to tramps...... Meals... yeah don't bother there chuck me a mars bar once a week that'll do

I'm great in any situation, can slum it or toff it up... able to hold a highly intellectual conversation when called upon to do so, if not i can look like i care whilst thinking of that holiday villa in Greek Islands. Don't do driving feck that in London, thats why theres paid drivers, i like to chill, call me via jerrys bat phone 24/7

[Roadhog]

I've watched Kung Fu Panda 30 times with my daughter, so I could blend in easily in China.

Oh I also know how to speak Chinese in a business setting.... "I'll have a 23, a 41, a 52 and can I have 2 101s...."

[annie]

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Originally Posted by Roadhog I've watched Kung Fu Panda 30 times with my daughter, so I could blend in easily in China. Oh I also know how to speak Chinese in a business setting.... "I'll have a 23, a 41, a 52 and can I have 2 101s...."

True professionalism there........30 times???? Wow thats dedication

[celticbodyguard]

I thought for a minute yous were talking about the article I posted to my blog (www.thebulletproofblog.com) "would you trust this man to protect you?" Mine was about the Rocker, Ted Nugent, who volunteered to protect Paul McCartney during his concert in Israel the other night. Apparently, Mr. Nugent thinks that the fact that he plays guitar and shoots deer qualifies him to protect celebrities. Pity about that scruffy arrest photo.

[mickworldwide]

Drill Bit Taylor jumps to mind..... 'there's my wing ... now your under it !!!'

Is that seriously a pukka application / covering letter for a job???

CP courtesy of the Chuckle Brothers

[jmaccauley]

Quote:

Originally Posted by celticbodyguard I thought for a minute yous were talking about the article I posted to my blog (www.thebulletproofblog.com) "would you trust this man to protect you?" Mine was about the Rocker, Ted Nugent, who volunteered to protect Paul McCartney during his concert in Israel the other night. Apparently, Mr. Nugent thinks that the fact that he plays guitar and shoots deer qualifies him to protect celebrities. Pity about that scruffy arrest photo.

What Ted didn't say was that he was bringing his crossbow and riding a buffalo. There wasn't enough room on the stage.

Jerry

[Marian]

Take me, take me, I know:
Karate,
Kung Fu,
Judo,
Jiu Jitsu...
and a lot of other chinese and japanese words.

My fee includes:
loads of food,
big cloths,
and extra luggage allowance for my massive golden chain

Unfortunately I'm not available at the very moment because:
I'm rolling on the floor laughing my arse off

[Marian]

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Originally Posted by annie True professionalism there........30 times???? Wow thats dedication

I bet he had no choice his daughter kept him as hostage all that time

[Nomad]

My master taught me everything I know, I have a bath robe and mask so I am equiped and ready for this role.