Would you feel safe with this guy?

[annie]

Well i have authentic reet posh as chopsticks from Epcot in Florida, theyre like secret weapons, see you usee them to hold up your hair.......obviously this is a chick thing......then whip them out and poke someone right in the eye with it.........not expecting that were you Oh yes he may have his knives....BUt.......has he got anything that covert eh?........I doubt it....oh plus im small have the right coloured hair, week in a tanning salon and bobs your uncle fannies your aunt just show me that kimono and i'm your CP for the job........and i can make tea too

[Nomad]

Well I have a hand hammered wok from the peoples republic of China (QVC special edition) so not only can I cook with it but also comes in handy for deflecting would be assailants throwing stars. Oh and I can make a damn fine cappuccino (barista trained). No match for chopsticks.

Your round Annie

[annie]

OK my godfathers chinese, so whilst i was a nipper and he was feeding me icecream in the kitchen of his chinese restraunt, he was most likely passing on years of wisdom and the like, finely tuning me into a ninja like child with the reflexes of a cat and the like......oh and i have watched the Crow a lot and thats got some famous martial arts type dudes son in it, so i must be qualified

[Nomad]

My child you have much to learn, For it is not the roar of the tiger that is strength but the butterfly that innocently lands beside you. I have great schooling in the kung fu way, it started many years ago. A long journey beginning with many Saturdays studying with my master.

[annie]

you need to lay off that weed Accept it your weekends down the local odeon where you could get the bus there watch a film, get the bus home and still have change for a bag of chips all for a shilling are gone........


Oh and i have a Tai Chi video....oh and had accupuncture too thats all chinese and the like.... and i watched the episode of scooby dooh where they were in China.....you can never ever beat Scooby Dooh he is the international secret password to get into America

[Nomad]

I sense much spirit in you but tempered it is not. I am pleased that you have chosen the path of enlightenment. But remember that to awaken the dragon inside first you must know the lotus blossom in your heart. You are skilled in the art of acupuncture and your sessions with the Chinese love balls will certainly bring you closer to which you seek. Know thyself and you will know all around you.

[annie]

Posting a self portrait really isnt going to do you any favours is it

[Nomad]

It is my best side, is it not? Handsome is he. Skin deep, beauty is not, but shines from within. Hmmm wise yes, do you not think?

[annie]

well my feet are so small i can buy kids shoes, and thats really 'right on' in china......and the woman down at my local Chinese knows my name (which actually is a bit sad to admit), and i have seen Mulan....for real, and watched all of kung foo panda once (couldnt excape that was trapped on a plane), AAAAANNNND

my daughter just did a chinese workshop day at school and brought home all manner of s....erm stuff in a chinese manner, so they obviously were secretly converting 7 year olds into their ways which she will pass on to me for the price of a milky bar......so that has to make me better qualified

[Nomad]

I will bow humbly to your superior skills. For I am not bestowed with small feet so am unable to attain closeness with the sink to make the tea of which you speak.

Confucius did say once "A man with large feet finds no problem keeping his concubine" so in those words of wisdom I shall find solace. I sense you have studied well and the Ken Holm cook book will stand you great stead in your endeavours