Would you feel safe with this guy?

[S.Hopkins]

This was from a guy looking to fill a position for a CPo in china.

"I am a young martial artist and can facilitate your need for protection. As student of Jeet Kune Do Kung Fu, my being in China wouldnt raise suspicion. On another point some establishments wont allow "obvious bodyguards" to accompany you inside, however I dress very casually and can be introduced as something other than your personal protection if discretion is necessary. My fee pays for my travel expenses, and my gear (knives, boots, clothes, lodging, food)."

.....Great, when can you start?!

Once again, someone thinks that because he knows martial arts he is automatically qualified to take on a CP job!

I bet his grab bag is full of knives!!

[bill1188]

Yer....the guy sounds...er, qualified. I do expect his grab bag is full of knives and throwing stars

[24/7]

hmmm in that part of the world I am sure that is all that matters

[Donny]

Don't forget the chopsticks to blend in..................

[annie]

he sounds like an all round decent chap if you ask me

Not really someone id leave my kids with mind, but i may never know he was there as hes like a chameleon he can blend in

AND he has knives and stuff....... yeah so do i, theyre called kitchen knives.......

[JPStevens]

Its scary what some people think is the correct thing to say when applying for a job.

I don't think I'd trust him with a toothpick, let alone the knives he apparently owns!!

Have fun and be safe all.

John

[HarryP]

While we are on the subject of martial arts guys, i have a white belt in feng shuei and can blend into the furniture....any job offers?

[annie]

yes i'm not sure the chi flows right in my front room at all, and do red couches go well with cream curtains

[yoda]

Well another one of the many cowboys in the industry, let's not be shocked about it!!!!!

[jmaccauley]

My fee includes travel, lodging, meals, after dinner drinks (and mints), a private gym membership, use of the company car and your total confidence that I "got yer 6!"

Call me, using the usual high security method...Batphone!

Jerry