That first one is classic, I nearly spilt my beer I was laughing so much.
The other one but forgive me for being pedantic but what the hell was going on at 4.40. If that was supposed to be a debuss why was the door not left open so it saved all that faffing around getting the principal in the vehicle? As for the fastest draw in the west, well he had a "uniqueness". Had an 80's feel but I have a feeling it might be more recent than that. Definitely a place that you could sell David Hasslehoff Albums
Do you have any more like that!