New tv channel

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New TV Channel
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> > To rival the new STV "Scottish" schedule, now missing The Bill and other old ITV favourites, Sky are rumoured to be close to launching their own dedicated Scottish Channel later this month, and have previewed what they are intending to broadcast. Here's a selection of the listed programmes:
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> > Sky Wan
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> > 9am News and whair it's pishin doon
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> > 9.30am How clatty is yer hoose?
> > This week the ladies pay a visit to a man whose wife shot the craw only three days ago to find the entire hoose under five inches of stoor and the cludgy honkin o'pish
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> > 10am The Mags Hainey Show
> > Early mornin chat show hosted by big Mags Hainey in which neds and sengas settle their petty differences by screaming obscenities and attacking each other with furniture for the amusement of the viewing public. This morning's episode is entitled "Whair's ma effin hoosekeepin money disappeared tae?"
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> > 12.30pm News and whair it's pishin doon
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> > 1pm Neeburs
> > Soap opera set in the village of Kinghorn in Fife. This week Archie accuses Morag of being in league with Lucifer and has her burned at the stake
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> > 2pm Film
> > Angels wi Manky Coupons
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> > 4pm Tam the Tank Engine
> > Tam goes aff the rails and the Fat Controller is chuffed tae bits
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> > 4.15pm Boab the Builder
> > Reality show where Boab is investigated by the Inland Revenue
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> > 6pm News and whair it's pishin doon
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> > 7pm Doaktir Whae
> > In this week's episode the Scottish time traveller takes the TARDIS back tae 1966 and breks Geoff Hurst's legs wae a sonic Glesca screwdriver
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> > 7.30pm Torn Faced Cockneys
> > Eastenders wi' subtitles. In tonight's episode, Pauline gets her jotters fae the steamie while the rest o' the cast stoat aboot wi' faces the length o' Leith Walk
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> > 9pm Fitba Player's Burds
> > Drama surrounding the players of fourth division Auchtermuchty Rovers and their off-pitch antics. This week Boaby is worried that the club is facing relegation while Moira is gettin it deep from the Aberfeldy Academicals goalie
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> > 10pm News and whair it's pishin doon
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> > 12.30am Merrit Wi Weans
> > Re-make of the popular American sit-com 'Married With Children.' In this week's episode, Al sits in front o' the telly scratchin his baws while Peg is still chokin for her Nat King Cole
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> > 1.30am The Beechgrove Back-Green
> > The boys plans tae dae up a gairdin in Niddrie are scuppered when local neds eff off wi the wheelbarra
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> > 2.15am Close Doon