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Old 08-07-2009, 08:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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good luck to the guy buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
he comes across as the most boring personalityless (if thats a word)
guy mabe he is one of those deep rambo types.
hopefully someone on here gets a job with him and can let us know what hes like in person.
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Old 08-07-2009, 08:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I apreciate the fact he's got the balls to do it, and good on him, but come on the man is really dull, if you are going to do something like that you need to at least have some personality. Nobody is going to employ you if they fall asleep after a few minutesof listening to him. Come on you need to have 'something' in this day and age to get anywhere...... and face facts he doesn't HAVE 'IT'
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Yes Annie the guy's dull to say the least.

I see a guy who's way out of his depth and a potential liability to any team he would be placed on if for some miracle he slipped through the net.
The type of guy who may get your mate killed because he's a raging buffoon.
Im sure there's work for his type driving trucks in the US which seems to be his forte anyway.

Funny video, Lets hope the recruiters feel the same way.. Thats If any were weird enough to peruse Youtube for fresh talent.

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Old 08-07-2009, 09:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
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It is...... AND it's funny as hell, certainly made me smile over my kellogs crunchy nut cornflakes this morning. I don't care who you are if you don't find that bloody funny theres something wrong with you, jesus it's called a sense of humor people, trust me if you did that there'd be plenty of folks ripping the piss out of you.

You do the crime you do the time in my opinion. I dread to think what people would say about mine if i did it............. stuck up pixie probably
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What is the funny part of the video??
The guy may appear slow, but he is trying to better himself.
If the commentators listen to the video, he is offering truck driving services....Not PSD!!
He may well be a loyal, hard working individual, and in the event of a `contact` running convoys....somebody may well appreciate his help getting them out of the s***!!
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READ the forum title ok....... it's in funny videos, get over it ok. For a start who in the sweet name of god is going to look at You Tube for potential employers get a bloody grip on reality here. There is selling yourself through networking and then there is looking bloody desperate, and YES people are desperate for work.......... BUT THAT is desperate ok. Call it resourceful if you like, ingenious whatever. The fact still remains it reaks of desperation, and sorry but if i was looking for employees i sure as hell wouldn't think 'oh i know what i'll go on YOU TUBE, there just may be my perfect man for the job.

Companies are inundated everyday by CV's, i sat in an office of a security company yesterday, and it's a small one in the grand scheme of things, and they had advertised for stewards for football matches, and whilst i was there the phone neer stopped ringing for those jobs, and never stopped ringing for people looking for security work, half of whom didn't even know what a sodding sia licence was from what i heard........... so why in the name of god would ANY company look on the internet for staffn off the cuff? They wouldn't, end of. I am not defending myself to anyone, it was a funny as hell video end of, get over it
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The guy also offers his services to convoy security. he's ''Our man'' apparently.
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READ the forum title ok....... it's in funny videos, get over it ok. For a start who in the sweet name of god is going to look at You Tube for potential employers get a bloody grip on reality here. There is selling yourself through networking and then there is looking bloody desperate, and YES people are desperate for work.......... BUT THAT is desperate ok. Call it resourceful if you like, ingenious whatever. The fact still remains it reaks of desperation, and sorry but if i was looking for employees i sure as hell wouldn't think 'oh i know what i'll go on YOU TUBE, there just may be my perfect man for the job.

Companies are inundated everyday by CV's, i sat in an office of a security company yesterday, and it's a small one in the grand scheme of things, and they had advertised for stewards for football matches, and whilst i was there the phone neer stopped ringing for those jobs, and never stopped ringing for people looking for security work, half of whom didn't even know what a sodding SIA licence was from what i heard........... so why in the name of god would ANY company look on the internet for staffn off the cuff? They wouldn't, end of. I am not defending myself to anyone, it was a funny as hell video end of, get over it

Sad ,but nevertheless funny...

I am not that far away myself tough...In about 1 moth you might see me on the youtube.:

Hi i am gorillanobaka from CPW...

I am your man Ok..

I have seen shit......that sucks!!

I can handle my self....Err...I can do a guy in the head from 300 Meters without a scope using a AK 47 which is well known for it`s lack of reqoil..NOT !!!

I am your man Ok...

I been ambushed in Yugo ...I have seen shit......that sucks!!

Call me...

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