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Old 08-07-2009, 04:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I met plenty of people like this in my time in the pit , Usually they were emptying bins for Toifor Or behind the hot wings counter telling me how they could handle a rifle and that they would never leave a winger behind.....

Check this Dullard out [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-uiHqgFZc"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehehhehe..

Nice one mate...I nearly choked on my coffee

Brilliant..
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There really isn't a whole lot you can say to that, well once i stopped the coffee coming out of my nose that is, after laughing so hard.....

He looks like a real barrell full of fun and my god you'd just love to have him sat next to you on a long long drive accross the desert now wouldn't you
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Had to send him an email! Couldn't resist!! The best bit are the comments underneath, people actually giving him advice on which companies to apply to!!!!

"Ditchmaster?" Dickmaster more like!!!
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oh charlie you can be so harsh, it's not his fault he had his personality surgically removed at birth now is it
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I wonder if he thinks life is like "a box of chocolate" or has a friend named Bubba!

He has at least "seen some shit that sucks" so he is "your man"!!!!
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If that was all the male species had to offer and i was last woman alive, trust me there would be no others, i'd rather be celebate than populate the world with anything that came from his loins, dear god i bet he has a bloodhound and shoots bears for fun
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Interesting to see different peoples perspectives.

I see an unemployed HGV driver with a family to support trying another way to find work.

Perhaps he is not as 'polished' as other people or does not have the education or qualifications to open the right doors.

But like many on this forum, he is trying.

You cannot knock a person for that.

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Interesting to see different peoples perspectives.

I see an unemployed HGV driver with a family to support trying another way to find work.

Perhaps he is not as 'polished' as other people or does not have the education or qualifications to open the right doors.

But like many on this forum, he is trying.

You cannot knock a person for that.

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That`s for goddamn sure .. You cannot knock a guy for that.It actually takes a lot of balls to go like that to open yourself to the world and expose yourself to the sarcasm, laugh, mock and all that.

Neverthelles he is still funny...
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